I think that you should head over to the Verseful Things section of this web adventure to see some samples of previously published poetry.
I am happy to have it online, finally, and I hope you’re happy to read it.
Dive in.
Like these swimming pigs.
Diana Bee Dash Bee Tries Really Hard
Uses of language that make the world more beautiful, more precise, & more equitable (though not necessarily in that order).
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore: A Cathy Comic Crash-Course for Millennials
I’d Scream Except I Had an Auto-lobotomy.
Did you know there are women’s comic strips? Because there are! But sometimes you can go through much of your life without addressing, or even really recognizing, the huge impact of a cultural phenomenon that at one time was taking place all around you. Thus, during a recent bout of insomnia that drove me to read the entire Internet (and also because RESEARCH) I made a couple of really messed up discoveries about the iconic women’s comic strip Cathy. Continue reading
Skynet Went Live and Its Name Is Carrie Bradshaw
Uh, so, this happened. WARNING: I recommend that you don’t read the original article on a full stomach. Or while holding a firearm or machete. Or if you have a history of depression. Continue reading
[I would like to preempt this post by saying that I am VERY FORTUNATE that no one for whom I currently work writes things like the bit of realia quoted here, but that yes, this is a piece of actual copy I received many years ago. I’m protecting the source for reasons that are about to become obvious. —Ed.] Continue reading
Please Try Harder
Lovely Inanities in Lifestyle Sections: November Necropost: Macarons
So, in November, there was a marvelous article about macarons in the New York Times. It’s a perfect, perfect example of a lovely inanity. Continue reading
Diana Bee Dash Bee Tries Really Hard 